Impacted Ear Wax

Impacted Ear Wax

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After popular demand, our luscious human earwax is now available in convenient 'on the go' form!
Harvested from humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear, these best-selling Impacted Earwax Bars are mouth-watering and magnificent value.
NOTES FOR HUMANS:
Delicious Clotted Cream Fudge
INGREDIENTS:
Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened Condensed Milk (Milk, Sugar), Palm Oil, Clotted cream 4% (Milk), Butter (Milk, Salt), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Humectant; Glycerine, Salt