These are bottled tears from Hoxton Street Monster Supplies. 2 Flavours available.
These rare salt is made from tears of utter boredom, shed just at the point of outright hopelessness. These are collected only on wet Tuesday afternoons in February. Oddly the salt renders any dish instantly fascinating.
Combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine.
This exquisite salt has a fiendishly spicy flavour, and is by far the safest way to experience the peculiar pleasure of human laughter. Collected only from sincerely amused humans, it is one of our rarest salts.
NOTES FOR HUMANS:
Superior coarse sea salt with Welsh charcoal, from expert salt harvesters Halen Mon.
Sea salt and charcoal (Contains charcoal 5%)
SIZE: 12cm x 5cm